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Hey everybody. Long time no speak.
Happy holidays and welocome to 2oo6. Everyone on the team is doing well. Dane Leonard has currently moved out of his parents house finally has a place of his own. Now my man knows what its like to feel great pain. He currently snowboarding Squaw this year with the rest of the boys. open the frig now for your rotten lettuce heat. Just look for the WRX subaru falling apart going down the road and you will see a man on a tight budget. Dane was once again won first place longboarding in technical merrit this summer with this years trick being the one footed manuel for as he would pull this on the 62 for up to 1 mile. Nigga came second though to Captain Buckley in slashing and straight old school heat. Feelit faggot . insane Dane won the Black Fly's Freeride again this past summer. He totally dominated the main event and once again is a peoples champion despite the constant scuffed knees from sucking it. just kidding. He's the man and everyone feels it. Good job Dane buddy. Fuuuuuuuuuuckin   A. alrighty then movin right along we have Trevor Kekke ready to suffer another peneatrating blow this year from having blank boards with no logos. trevor is doing well and snowboarding and working at Squaw. He won his division as well at the Fly Freeride. Pulling out the best in technical merrit. He is still very active in longboarding and we had a few good rides this year in alpine. trevor won first in the BBQ shoot out this summer in every event. While everyone is in cointinue to slap steaks on the barby and suck beer Trev takes mid party bombs down the street in front of his house at speeds of up to 90mph. amazing talents amongst the pressures of BBQ-ing. Trevor drives the ultimate bitch mobile. the goldarolla. slang for gold corrolla. two wheel drive feeeeeeeish. queer gets laid though.  Trevors longboard specialties this year are.
a. NOT GIVIN A FUCK
b. NOT GIVIN A FUCK
and finally  c. NOT GIVIN
A FUCK
  *Trevor and Dane specialize in Texas Holdem and will take your money
  *Chuck specializes in getting laid more than Dane and Trevor both put together
  *" Chucks penis is awesome " one girl said in ROLLER OVER Magazine !
Back to the news   mmmmmmkay . You all suck !
Robbie Salas still part the the Tahoe Board Family and has gladly accepted his role again as team bitch and the bitch of the year award came just in time to elevated him to another productive year. Robbie won his divsion as well at the Fly Freeride as well pinnig the yougsters up against the the with guns blazing and fools running for cover. Huge indy pokes and backside clicks over the twinkie. Robbie needs to get laid more as well. you only got one penis unless your John Bobbit. Shootem up and squirtem down. Bob leonard thinks thats funny and Andy Carr knows what its like to be on his knees constantly beggin for happiness and self induced come claws. Android is the man has been surfing the world over    and charging bigger and bigger waves. i spent a few days this summer with Andy doing some tow ins on small waves. Really fun. check out some of the new piCS of Droid surfin. Andy is doing well and is now a proud new Dad with a cake in the oven. Kids going to be a straight terminator. extiguishing the weak and shoveling pain. Pheeeeew is the niggas call. Pull it or paaaaaaaaaah. lemon back withy spiked fringes. You can check Andy out in the new "San Clemente Locals" video. its got all the boyz in there including Beschen, Archie. section of Andy Surfing Tahitti. As far as me I have been drinking whiskey with Nate and causing kaos. Nate do to win the gold medal at the Olympics in France this winter in boardercross. come cleow and fuck em all. 

- Chuck


 
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